Welcome to Bandido Cross 2014!
This year’s event will be fun beyond words! What started in a backyard a few short years ago has become an unofficial highlight on the bike calendar.
Only a few rules:
- Remember, the course is open – watch for dogs, other riders, horses – and be cool.
- Stay in control if you are drinking anything else besides water.
- Bring 2 friends: someone who rides, but has never tried cyclocross; and someone who doesn’t ride, but loves a good time.
We’ve added some really cool stuff:
- Kids Marshmallow Gauntlet – from Detroit CX: all the kids will be stationed at the big mean hill, and are encouraged to pelt riders with mini-marshmallows.
- Yard Games Barriers: Fresh from tailgate parties, we have cornhole / bags, and ladder golf as a manmade barrier. Volunteers will corral you knuckleheads and issue severe heckling at your lack of skills.
- Cyclocross Training Seminar: Local CX legend Nic Handy will go into his training plan for cyclocross success
- Rookie Guided Lap: Keeping with the Bandido spirit of welcoming and encouraging those new to the sport, on our warmup lap we will be pairing true first timers with more experienced riders to answer questions, demonstrate skills, etc.
- 5K-ish Run! – We all have friends and family who don’t ride, but we want them to participate in the reindeer games too. After our preride lap at 11am, we will have a 5K run at 11:15. One hot lap!
Here is the schedule for the day:
- 10 AM: Course setup / registration tent opens
- 1030 AM: Volunteer Check-in, assignments
- 11 AM: Rookie Guided Lap
- 11:15 AM: Bandido 5K Run
- 11:55 AM: Staging for Bandido Cross
- High Noon: Racers Go!
- High Noon:01: The rest of us go!
- 12:50 PM: Stop!
- 1 PM: Lies, bragging, Induction of New Bandidos into the Ranks
- 1:30 PM Head to the bar (TBD)
More details to follow, but mark your calendars. Sunday, November 9 at the Zombie Cross / Salisbury Equestrian Park in Parker.
It’s an open date on the race calendar – we already checked.
Cornhole barrier, ladder golf, marshmallow bombardment for the kids, beer.
Bring your bike friends, bring your beer friends.
Event Location: Salisbury (Zombie CX), Parker, Colorado
Cost: $0, zero, nothing. However, if you have a good time, and are so inclined, you can donate to Matt’s Bike MS fundraising page.
Schedule of Events – Sunday June 8
- 830 am – registration and bib number assignment
- 900 am – Road ride departs – Hess Road loop (no drop ride)
- 1030 am – estimated arrival back to Zombie Cross
- 4 laps around Zombie CX Course (MTBs most welcome!)
- Then, depart for Hidden Mesa for the MTB ride
- Cocktails at Takoda Tavern post MTB.
- Follow @BandidoCross for arrivals and departures
Weather and Safety Rules – No Bullshit
- ROAD: Ride smart and safe on the road. It is Sunday morning, be careful.
- CX at Zombie: If there are youth sports on the baseball field, the hairpin by the parking lot will be detoured, with a hard right on the gravel.
- MTB at Hidden Mesa – this spot is very popular with the horse crowd. YIELD (this means stop) for HORSES. Put a foot down and let them direct you to proceed.
- Don’t be a ‘bag.
Sadly, FarmersOnly withdrew their sponsorship of the event, but the US National Whitewater Center, in Charlotte, North Carolina has stepped up.
All registered riders will take home a commemorative shot glass!
There will also be gifts for first time Bandidos.
The forecast in Parker calls for another set of storms on Saturday. If the rain is heavy, we will scrub the MTB portion.
- 12:00pm: Slightly more serious – but still racin’
- 12:02pm: Slightly less serious – might be racin’
- 12:03pm: Beginners, Fatbikes, MTB
How to register:
Look at your calendar for Sunday. See if you have anything going on. Map the race course from your house. Leave your house so you get here by 11:30 Sunday.
That’s it! You’re registered! No fees, no fuss, no dolla bills y’all.
Everyone is invited to the after party at Al Dente Cooking in Parker. We’ll have a giant pot of chili, appetizers, and a keg of Hall Brewing Saison. Al Dente is here: 11211 S Dransfeldt Rd, Parker, CO 80134, just a 3 miles from the race. Starting at 2:30 pm.
Schedule of Events: Sunday, November 24!
- 11:00am: Setup / Warmup
- 11:40am: Preview Lap
- 12:00pm: GO! Duration: 50 minutes
- 1:00pm: Lies, bragging, awards
- 2:30pm: After Party @ Al Dente
Many Bandidos volunteered tonight to get the flyover installed on the course.
PLEASE NO PRE-RIDING.
We know you’re excited and want to see it, so here’s a simulation of what the flyover will look like on race day. Please note tall bikes are prohibited, this is a re-enactment.
Listen up pilgrims! Bandido Cross #1 will be held at the Zombie Cross course, on Sunday, November 24, at High Noon. All you need to know right now is:
- This is a crap-ton of fun
- You can have a blast WITHOUT riding a bike, or even owning one
- One wave (because categories are official sounding)
- Cheating / shortcuts / sabatoge is expected
- FREE – if you actually pay on BikeReg, you a damn fool
- Cyclocross without being hassled by the man
Since this is Bandido Cross #1, you may be wondering where is Bandido Cross #2? Well, amigo, the very next week, Sunday, December 1.